Детские анекдоты «Устами младенца…»

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«Устами младенца глаголит истина » — говорят в народе. Дети видят окружающую среду не так как взрослые и трактуют увиденное по-своему. Самые лучшие анекдоты те, которые рассказывают сами дети.

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Когда дочка была маленькой, лет так 3 от роду, её угостили молодым зелёным горохом в стручках. Она видела, что принесли его из огорода, и когда доела последнюю горошинку направилась туда со словами: «А ну-ка покажите мне где эти ГАРМОШКИ растут: я ещё хочу»

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Детям 3 года.
В детском саду вспоминаем диких животных.
Я: Дети, где живут дикие животные?
Дети: В лесу.
Я: Молодцы. Правильно. Назовите, пожалуйста, диких животных.
Дети: Волк, лиса, медведь, заяц, ёжик…Далее пауза.
Кирилл гордо и громко: И Машка!

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Мама на картинке показывает и называет фламинго.
Сын: ам-ам…
Мама: его не едят.
Сын: тьфу, тьфу…

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(3 года) Мама показывает на картинку и спрашивает, что это за птица.
Сын: чайница, ой, нет, чайник, а-а-а чайка.

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Сын (8 лет) пересказывает определение про село, повторяя домашнее задание по окружающему миру:
— Село-это небольшой населенный пункт, большинство жителей которого занимаются разведением скота и выращиванием ПРИЛИЧНЫХ растений! ))) (вместо «культурных»)

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